From: Christal Steele
Subject: You Moron
Hello dumbass. I don't usually e-mail web site hosts but i decided to make an exception for you. You see, my problem is, you have a whole site commited to making fun of people, but i think you failed to realize that YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL!!! You dumb FUCK! LOL Come on buddy, for fuck sakes, invest in a fucking dictionary!! I will admit, making fun of fat people is rather funny. But as i am reading the little captions under each picture, i can point out at least one spelling error per caption! How PATHETIC is that?
by the way, i hope you can fucking read this.
Christal
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Thankyou for say to buy a dictionary. Please buy a Miguel who cares what stupid shit things you say. Please also buy a pizza because you are a big fat and all the buys will make you so hungry.
From: The Lyngen's
Subject: Your website
Your website is pathetic, you are a waste of good air.
Too bad for you that you can't even spell.
so sad
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i do not understand. all other fattys in the email try to help me so much. they say "LEARN TO SPELL SPIC!" or "MAKE A PAGE ABOUT NONFATS!" you do not help AT ALL. you just say i do not spell. I KNOW. IT IS WHY I DO NOT BECOME A SPELL TEACHER. "fart!" do not fart when i talk fatpork.
From: Fred potter
Subject: Education?
Miguel-
What is your story? You seem to be totally illiterate. I checked out your website after reading Maxim one month, and honestly, it's funny. I laughed out loud several times at the mockeries made of "fattys" and "retardeds", but really, you seem to be a bigger retard than anybody. I don't think you could write a logical, reasonable, or grammatically correct
communication if your life depended upon it. You are an ignorant scratch-back (or wet-back, dependent upon the illegal means by which you entered this country) that does not deserve the rights afforded to AMERICANS.
Get "Hooked on Phonics," or stop embarassing yourself. Stop embarrasing the trade embargo on illiterate immigrants. Perhaps get a job picking potatoes intead of distributing ill prepared propaganda via the internet.
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i did try to get "Hooked on Phonics," but the woman at the Hooked store said "MIGUEL! you are a mexican mexicans do not get to buy a phonic. you only get to eat poop and ride dead ponys. GO BACK TO MEXICO!!!" i am sorry i can not do all the instruction in your email. I DID Stop embarrasing the trade embargo on illiterate immigrants THOUGH!!!! you are welcome it was not hard. where did my dead pony go? oh Fred potter ate it. you fat fuck.
From: Tanya Ley
Subject: LOSER LOSER LOSER LOSER!!!!!!!
Migel,I would like to tell you that i have over weight family members.If you are so cool why don't you put your pictures on the net. You can't spell worth shit.I want to tell you that you are no good son of a bitch.You do not know what is like to be over weight. So you are a LOSER!!!!. So i said before you can email me at sexy89@lovemail.com.All i can say is that you are a no son of bitch.That you are waist of a human being.
T>L
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i make a site with many photos of fat fatty fattys. i did not know your family is fattys! what a disaster!!!! i will tell all fans that noone is ever fat and i will make a site about moms. OH NO THERE IS A MOM IN YOUR FAMILY IT MEANS MY PAGE IS BAD AGAIN! why are fattys so stupid? the fat on the brain is so heavy it SPLOSHs the brain out the beef ears? the only answer.
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