Foreword by outrageous funnyman Seanbaby:|
"Fat Chicks in Party Hats started as an insane but inspirational Geocities site by a young hispanic boy named Miguel. It was a favorite at Portal of Evil, my secret volcano compound, and the home of virtually anyone with taste. Fat people hated it. Mostly because they couldn't eat it. Today, it stands strong as one of mankind's most impressive accomplishments, especially among accomplishments that involve fatties.
Miguel's existance is like an urban legend. It's rumored he's nothing more than a mass hypnosis trick or some kind of reflection off a fat person's swamp gas. But that's bullshit. Miguel is just a genius. If the part of your brain that makes up fat jokes had a foot, Miguel's would beat the shit out of you. Needless to say, I love him, and I'm not going to rest until he's the most powerful teenager in the world. He's no passing fad like the rest of his people and their latin explosion. One day Miguel will be able to point at you and you will fucking die. That's not a threat; it's religious prophecy."
I am Miguel. I still make every thing allot better. you may send a mail to say "YOU ARE THE BEST BEST BEST EVER!' to me
but I only speak English for 2 years and it is fucking hard so shut up about my stupid english.
FCIPH - words by Miguel/ design by Seanbaby